crime is exciting, but not a real crime. it's a low stakes crime, you know what I mean?
If they catch me, I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to pay, here's 75 cents", but if they don't catch me... then I stole some candy
Dave Chappelle
exciting [ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ] захватывающий, интересный
steal [stiːl] красть
real [rɪəl] настоящий
crime [kraɪm] преступление
criminal [ˈkrɪmɪnl] преступник
catch [kæʧ] поймать
cent [sent] цент